I Have Eye Bags and Wrinkles

The other day during lunch, Sook Ting and Elaine were eyeing the lines under my eyes. LINES! Different than eye bags. Not enough sleep and the effects of gravity gives you eye bags.

Lines and wrinkles = SIGNS OF AGING = I AM AN OLD HAG.

So, true to my vain nature... I immediately bought some eye masks.

Here's my disgruntled face:

Please ignore my jammies.

I also got myself a sleeping mask for better snooze quality. When I am at work, Mookie gets to wear it.