Fu*k My Life!

My life is all a bed of roses right now. I'm happy. Well fed. Not too broke. I have friends and family. My lashes are growing back nicely. I don't seem to be gaining weight (not losing any either). I have a new room. I love my Black Beauty. Mookie is soft and snuggly. See, life is perfect.

But what's life without drama? Since mine is seemingly drama-less, here's some of my recent favourite FML entires from fmylife.com:

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

Today, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant and then decided to break up with her. Why? We're lesbians. FML

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I like. I looked into his eyes and said, "Your eyes are so blue, like the ocean." He replied by saying, "Your eyes are so brown... like my shit". FML

Hahaha.. I have sick sense of humour.

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Oh, by the way... the Big Move is THIS WEEKEND! I'm super excited about the new place. Been driving by every night after work to satisfy myself. So far, most stuff have been packed. The kitchen. Hall. Study room. Clothes are folded neatly in huge plastic bags and my precious books stacked and bundled up with raffia string. Did I mention that my new room is PINK? Two shades of pink. I will post pictures.